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Last night I got high and watched a hedgehog attempt to climb 4 steps. For 15 minutes. With accompanying Sonic sound effects. Simple pleasures.

Somebody get me 20 marlboro and a litre of JD asap

5 days ago on May 21, 2012 at 02:35pm

Birmingham in black and white

And my English teacher has the audacity to tell me Stephen King ‘is not part of the literary cannon’?